Potion Description Generator

Descriptions for potions, magial or mundane. Or in a few cases just disgusting.

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Potions
The blue mixture with yellow specks. It smells like blood, but tastes like walnuts and dirt.
The boiling, pulsing fluid that is indigo with yellow flecks. It smells like vomit and spit, but tastes like pumpkin and rot.
The bubbling, slimy substance that is copper in color. It smells like acorns and cabbage, but tastes like grass.
The emerald draught with cerulean flecks. It smells and tastes like celery.
The fizzing, swirling liquid that is ivory in color. It smells like pine needles, but tastes like chocolate.
The glowing draught that is violet with ivory glows. It smells like bread and fruit, but tastes like raspberries.
The glowing, chunky potion that is vermillion in color. It smells and tastes like butter and vegetables.
The glowing, pulsing fluid that is amethyst in color. It smells like earwax and green pepper, but tastes like blueberries.
The ichorous draught that is ebony with indigo specks. It smells like spit, but tastes like blood and mead.
The ichorous, slimy fluid that is vermillion in color. It smells like urine, but tastes like walnuts and spinach.
The moving, fizzing mixture that is pink with copper flecks. It smells like nuts and salt water, but tastes like tea and lettuce.
The oily potion that is cyan in color. It smells and tastes like urine and spinach.
The steaming, reflective, watery liquid that is azure with green accretions on the side. It smells like earwax, but tastes like black pepper and lime.
The swirling tonic that is pink in color. It smells like excrement, but tastes like salt water.
The thin potion that is beyrl in color. It smells like milk, but tastes like bannanas and earwax.
The topaz draught. It smells and tastes like nuts.
The transparent, watery draught that is green with black globules. It smells like cabbage and alchohol, but tastes like licorice.
The viscious fluid that is gold in color. It smells like peach and chocolate, but tastes like excrement and cinnamon.
The viscious liquid that is ebony with pearl oddiments. It smells like peach and excrement, but tastes like blood and cabbage.
The white liquid. It smells and tastes like vomit and mud.

 

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