The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Amazing Mustard Armor
Call Dentists
Dread Spell of Crossdressing
Glob of Sweat
Grand Incantation of Sawdust
Heal Bad Taste
Heal Diarrhea
Heal Warts
Heavenly Armor of Bacon
Hellish Enchantment of the Panhandler
Luminous Bolt of Silliness
Magical Toejam Curse
Mystic Bolt of Dandruff
Sorcerous Invocation of Hemorrhoids
Spiritual Chant of Anal-Retentiveness

 

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