The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Bacon Ball
Bolt of Piles
Cabalistic Torus of Snot
Cola Spout
Cure Cowlicks in Ravers
Damned Rite of Yarn
Dispell Chimneysweeps
Eliminate Sunburn in Posers
Grand Spell of the Female Impersonators
Great Invocation of the Pudding Dragon
Hellish Enchantment of Syrup
Hummus Cage
Illusionary Pool of Cotton Candy
Necromantic Invocation of the Hair Spirit
Speak with Salad Dressing Elemental

 

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