The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Spells that may not shake the world, but will shake your sanity. Also remember it's not 'Klaatu Barada Necktie.'

Your Options:
Spells
Alchemical Fertlizer Vortex
Astonishing Spell of Flatulence
Astonishing Transfiguration of Snot
Bolt of Corn
Create Acne in Posers
Dispell Stunt Doubles
Heal Bad Hair
Heal Grumpiness
Heal Split Ends in Church Lady
Invoke Whining
Necromantic Transfiguration of the Goth
Spastic Curse of Tea
Speak with Toejam Demon
Talk to Tinsel Devil
Ultimate Ritual of Piles

 

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