Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Annoying Catcher
Atom-powered Mechanosoap
Computerized Wire Electroinsulter
Electromagnetic Electron Retroblackjack
Electronic Heliojoker
Emergency Whiteboard
Fusion-powered Potato Cloaker
Internet-enabled Speed Sneezernoid
Janitorial Lithowarper
Low-carb Internet-enabled Pyrobooster
Magnetizing Whiner
Military-grade Nasal Masker
Moronic Cell Expresso
Nuclear-powered Flatuence Schizostealer
Spastic Eliminatorizer
Thread Atom-powered Groperizer
Tripod-mounted Mascara Ensnarer
Varicose Aquacremator
Varicose Fusion-powered Hypercannon
Wine Ensnarerion

 

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