Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the super-fast insane chihuahuas!
Release the single-minded mechanical elephants that can smell fear!
Release the berserk radioactive lemmings that feed off of fear!
Release the regenerating shape-shifting hamsters!
Release the insane stealthy mules!
Release the psychic whales that live to destroy!
Release the berserk manatees that spit poison darts!
Release the angry gekos that can emit electrical bursts!
Release the super-fast angry throat-ripping mechanical ferrets!
Release the crazed psychic bears that are immune to bullets!
Release the genetically-engineered ninja robot sloths that feed off of fear!
Release the armored angry genetically-engineered oxen!
Release the stealthy genetically-engineered pigs!
Release the mind-controlled genetically-engineered ducks that spew deadly parasites!
Release the hateful psychic demonic bears that live to destroy!

 

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